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john010117

Age/Gender: 39, Male

Making lives miserable one life at a time.

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2/26/07

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Voting Pow.: 6.94 votes

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Flash Reviews: 39
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Score: 10
The Most Horrible Story

"You're right. We're ALL going to hell..."

date: October 23, 2007

That was just hilarious! That's like one of the best combinations of voicing and drawing/animating that I've seen. Nice job!

I'm still laughing... and I can't stop...

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Score: 10
Slaughterween

"Wow"

submission: Slaughterween
date: October 23, 2007

That was absolutely amazing. Yes, I admit - I have absolutely no idea what I've just seen. All I know that it had awesome 3d graphics, and a strangely good choice of music, and the strangest storyline (in a good way, of course). Nice job! It really suits the mood of Halloween.

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Score: 8
Make Your Own Story!!!

"Not too bad"

date: October 17, 2007

This is really not too bad at all. Although you could improve some aspects... I'm sure you know what I mean.

Anyways, here's my story.

Once upon a time, there was a lousy kingdom called cave. Everything was peaceful in cave until one day a hot creature called John attacked. John had the Cock of a/an Duck and the Penis of a/an Goose. He destroyed the whole kingdom and took the princess hostage. It was up to one fat knight to save cave, and that knight's name was Tom. As soon as Tom heard that the kingdom was being attacked, he got his lucky Red armor and started riding his Hippo to John's lair. He took his skinny sperm and fucked the beast's Vagina. The beast screamed asshole!!! And then shited at Tom almost killing him. Tom used his last bit of energy to ran John away. Thanks to Tom, the kingdom of cave was saved and Tom and the princess lived happily ever after.

Again, not too bad at all.

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Score: 10
NG Sketchbook Tour 07

"Amazing"

date: October 3, 2007

I just loved it. Almost all of the sketches were great, and the first letter was pretty funny. Kudos to you and all of the people who worked on it. Great job! Can't wait for next year's Sketchbook Tour!

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Score: 10
TANKMEN 2

"LMAO"

submission: TANKMEN 2
date: September 27, 2007

That was just pure awesomeness. That had me laughing throughout the entire thing. Great work!

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Score: 10
Madness: Deus Ex Machina

"Wow"

date: September 25, 2007

That was simply amazing. Nice job for getting first place on Madness Day!

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Score: 10
Halo: Lost in Time

"T-bag - Priceless"

submission: Halo: Lost in Time
date: September 13, 2007

You did a very nice job on this. Great job!

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Score: 10
The Impossible Quiz 2

"Yay"

date: September 2, 2007

It's finally on Newgrounds... YAY! Very nice (and hard) like the first one. Great job!

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Score: 10
A Pokemon Story (Ep. 1)

"That was hilarious"

date: September 1, 2007

Dude seriously, you need to make it longer. But still, great job. I was laughing the entire time.

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Score: 10
Recycle*

"Awesome"

submission: Recycle*
date: August 25, 2007

You are a genious. Nice job!

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